A New Type Of Relationship

10:25 PM | Labels: life, love, thoughts

Okay guys, how come I get all these genius thought and ideas for blog posts when I DON’T HAVE TO BLOG?! I guess that’s just one of my personality traits

Alright, so I have come close to that topic before in my "When Past Is Trying To Attack" post where I gave you my thoughts about texting your crushes and shit. Now I want to talk specifically about texting your exes.

I just get this weird feeling that drunk texting is a new kind of relationship. I swear I do and I even all of my messed up views on relationships don’t help me to freaking get it.

You hook up with/sleep with/date a person, right? Good. You have a good time together but then one of you decides to move on, which is completely natural and understandable. If it’s you who decided to move on then you should move on, if the second party thought of that then you should just accept it and move on too. That’s how I look at things.

And if you have moved on you can keep a good friendly relationship, correct? Damn correct! But good friendly relationship doesn’t freaking mean that you should call that person every time you get drunk and talk to them about your problems. Guess what, angel face? There’s no heaven on earth. Everyone has problems and everyone is trying to figure their shit out. And no one is supposed to do that for you. Well, your friends might want to participate and notify you about it, but DEFINITELY not your goddamn ex.

Get some freaking dignity. First of all periodically calling someone in the middle of the night is simply rude and for me is a sign of disrespect. I might love you, I might care about you but I don’t want to be woken up by your “hi, how are you?” in the middle of the night. You wanna talk to me – text me during day hours when you are freaking sober. I am not your girlfriend, I am not your friend, I am not your buddy. I am your ex, who was retarded enough to keep a good relationship when we broke up, so please don’t make me regret it. I am not gonna sit here with a cup of coffee at f*cking 4 in the morning and listen to your complaints about how tough your life is. In situations like this I might get only 2 questions - if you were the one who broke up with me, it’s: “da hell do you want?” and if I was the initiator of our break up then it’s: ‘’da hell did you not understand?”.

I am not trying to be a bitch here, guys, I really am not. I realize that sometimes people need someone special to talk to and I am really flattered when they chose me to be that someone. It’s just that I hate when this becomes a habit and people start texting and calling me in the middle of the night every time they get a drink. This is not right. Especially if they rarely or never do that during the day. This is a very selfish and irresponsible behavior, which is hardly ever appreciated.

And yes, I can pretty much see girls going like: “Oh, and what if he has realized he was a complete idiot and wants to get back with me?”. Why girls? Cuz that’s a typical girly ~~stupidity~~ ignorance. No honey, if he realized he was wrong, then he would be at your house with a wagon of flowers saying how sorry his ass is. The end.

If he’s drunk texting you in the middle of a night it means that he just needs someone who will listen to him and feel sympathetic and tell him how big of a bitch his life is. Please! You really want that? You really wanna be used like that? Doubt it.

So here’s my advice to everyone out there. If you are the one who likes to drunk text people: drop it. If you are the one who has to deal with it: drop it.